So… something very strange happened in our quest for Steam Greenlight. We were sitting at around 75% of the way to the top 100, with a steady flow of new visitors, and BLAM! Valve, in their infinite kindness, Greenlit us.
We got lit up! One for the Suits fans there.
So what the hell can I ask God for now? Have I become the elusive of all creatures, a happy Englishman? I do have this weird smirk / indigestion expression across my face. Is this what happiness looks like? It’s disgusting.
So what will this fledgling ‘Please God Help Us Blog’ become? A development blog? A channel for ranting? Or should I write poetry about the beauty of Valve? The later perhaps…
Ah Valve, how I press thy lips against your rectal furnace with glee,
Let me reveal my scrote hammer and strike a pose of pure masculinity.
You’ve made me free from forum twerking, which makes me very happy.
So… Please Valve can we have some promotion?
Wow, I suck at poetry. Perhaps I should focus on development and rants! Oooh, and perhaps a nicely timed post-mortem to coincide with the game’s launch. I love it when a (marketing) plan comes together…
Bon appetite and stop thinking about my scrote hammer. It’s just wrong.
Duane Beckett is the lead designer of iLikeMoney for Oointah